Laugh on the Trails
Why don't seagulls like to fly over the bay? Because then they would be called Bagels! :O)
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was off work!
- submitted by Noah C.
If a rooster lays an egg on a roof, wich way will it fall?
None - roosters don't lay eggs.
- submitted by Bella C.
Knock Knock...Who's there? OWLS... Owls who? YES THEY DO!! - submitted by Tabitha D.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? no idear!
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idear! - submitted by Mike Waine
What do you get when a tree and a elephant get together? Treetrunk - submitted by Jason Smith
What kind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy! - submitted by Anna Reagan R.
What month are trees scared of? sep-timber!
How do trees get on the internet? they log on! -submitted by Graice
What do call a pig that takes karate?
porkCHOP! -submitted by Kelsey Jae
A carrot and a cabbage were in a race. Who won? The cabbage, because it's "a head!" submitted by HJ
Two birds were sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Hey, do you smell fish?"
Two fish were in a tank. One says to the other, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
How do you tell if a tree is a "dogwood?" by its "bark!"
What did the mouse say when caught by a nocturnal bird of prey? "Owwwwl!"
What did the acorn say when it grew up? "Geometry"
Why don't crows ever get hit on roads? because they say "caw-r, caw-r!" when they see a vehicle coming!
What did the forgetful skunk say when the wind turned? It all comes back to me now.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing , it just let out a little wine. -submitted by Jessye
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tunee-fish, of course! -submitted by Laura
Why did the little strawberries get upset? Their parents were in a jam.
What do you call a fly that has no wings? A walk
What do you get when fish and elephants cross the road? swimming trunks! -submitted by Autumn Rivers
What do you call a cow with no legs? "ground beef"
Know a funny joke involving the natural world?
Send one to Mr. Trails and if it's a good 'un, I will post it on this page!
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